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If you did even an ounce of research, you would know GIF is pronounced jif now shut the fuck up.
Posted on 20th Oct at 4:59 PM, with 371,946 notes
creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

Posted on 20th Oct at 3:48 PM, with 25,748 notes
unamusedsloth:


"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

Posted on 20th Oct at 3:13 PM, with 128,988 notes
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

Posted on 20th Oct at 3:10 PM, with 276,758 notes
re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything
Posted on 20th Oct at 2:58 PM, with 2,913 notes
"If you don’t start the conversation we won’t talk"So you’re not putting in effort either? Why should they?

"If you don’t start the conversation we won’t talk"

So you’re not putting in effort either? Why should they?

Posted on 20th Oct at 2:00 PM, with 100,754 notes

therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

That implies that 1 moment is = to one minute.

Posted on 20th Oct at 2:56 AM, with 125,997 notes

thranduart:

buzzfeed:

29 Photos That Prove Everybody Cosplays

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING IMPORTANT THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED GDI

Posted on 19th Oct at 9:04 PM, with 187,242 notes
Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?
Posted on 19th Oct at 7:19 PM, with 110,899 notes

nohedgehogsok:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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(x)

UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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